
A seasoned marketer, Angela
was used to dealing with big numbers – teasing them, massaging them, coaxing
them gently into yielding their inner data flow. Now, she was startled to find that these new
response curves were driving her palm-twitchingly mad. She had a profound need to understand them in
a deeper, more satisfying way.
Unable to resist Ana’s
alluring, creative, market-dominating lead, Mean was shocked to find himself
admitting that he was ready to deviate from the standard regression analysis
foreplay. He yearned to unleash his own
creative juices – but on his terms of statistical significance.
Shocked – yet thrilled
by the KPI’s that Mean had achieved in the past, Angela was still
hesitant. For all of his success in
deploying catastrophe/bifurcation theory to study how certain subjects suddenly
spread rapidly via WOM and social media – Mean was, after all - an analyst
tormented by digital demons and consumed by an insatiable need to control
data.
Together, they embarked
on a daring, passionate, decision-tree spree through the elusive pathways of
their brand’s consumer purchase journey.
There, they discovered each other’s closely-guarded secrets – and
explored their own dark marketing desires.
Exotic, profound – and
deeply innovative - 50 Shades of CHAID
is one physical affair between marketing and data that will obsess you, possess
you – and change your marketing approach forever.
Join us at NCDM:
Where Marketing Meets Big Data, and SEE DATA DIFFERENTLY.
The National Center for
Data-Driven Marketing is now accepting ideas for presentations at the NCDM:
Where Marketing Meets Big Data conference. December 9-11, 2013, Las Vegas, NV
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To Submit something
that you would like to speak about (or lead a panel), click here: http://ncdm.thedma.org/